Sensual Zodiac: Aries Woman

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Zodiac Secrets of the Sensual Aries Woman

Your Ultimate Sensual Aries Celebrity: Rooney Mara

You were born on the most important day of the year! Your Sensual Zodiac reveals hidden influences about your arousal, your sexuality, and your foreplay preferences. These astrological insights give you a richer, deeper understanding of your sensual nature. Discover new intimate secrets about yourself and find the keys to your sexual happiness.

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You are among the people most likely to have a fan club.

Why? Because anyone who has ever made love to a Sensual Aries woman remains devoted forever!

People find you amazing.

Everything about you commands attention. You wear your sensuality like other women wear diamonds. From your flashing eyes, to your charming smile, to your wild, warm ways – you captivate and fascinate.

Dynamic, Dazzling, and Daring

You are unquestionably one of the most exciting women in the Sensual Zodiac. If they ever name a fragrance after you, a great name would be “Fire and Ice” because there’s nothing in between about you. You’re either burning hot or you’re ice cold.

Here’s something we’re all curious to know:

Where in the world do you get all that get-up-and-go? It’s amazing to watch how easily you multi-task. You have a gift for juggling five or six things at once without breaking a sweat. Your vibrant positive energy makes being in your presence as warm as being surrounded by the radiant rays of the sun.

A kind heart with a huge appetite for love…

Your sensual nature comes as easy to you as sleep. Passion is part of your essential makeup. For you, life without romance is dismal. When you’re not in love, you feel like a tree without leaves: bare, naked, and incomplete. But when you are in love, you ooze sensuality.

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How to seduce you?

With the three mental aphrodisiacs: attention, affection, and admiration. Your ultimate lover is one who is willing to take a risk with you. Your partner must be evolved enough to give you love on many levels, while leaving NOTHING on the table. To love a Sensual Aries woman, like you, takes an exceptional person.

Three little known bedroom secrets about you:

  1. You are used to being in control, but you long to surrender.
  2. Surprises are a great way to seduce you.
  3. Because you’re already an adventurous person, you are likely to find yourself becoming curious about fetishes or apt to try something taboo.

Best Passion Product for you:

Pure Satisfaction

Why? Because nothing builds up tension, desire, and anticipation like this gentle, topical UniSEX Sexual Enhancement Gel. Start preparing in the morning. A dab of Pure Satisfaction will enhance genital sensitivity and arousal all day. Apply a little more and prepare yourself for a passionate encounter with the one you love. You will have each others’ complete attention. Your partner will LOVE having you right at the edge, just as much as you love being there!

 

 

 

Excerpted and amended from Your Sensual Zodiac by Suzie Johnson.


Sensual Zodiac: Pisces Woman

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Zodiac Secrets of the Sensual Pisces Woman

Ultimate Sensual Pisces Celebrity: Eva Mendes

You were born on the most important day of the year! Your Sensual Zodiac reveals hidden influences about your arousal, your sexuality, and your foreplay preferences. These astrological insights give you a richer, deeper understanding of your sexual nature. Discover new intimate secrets about yourself, and find the keys to your sexual happiness.

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The Sensual Pisces woman has a tendency to experience love at first sight more than any other sign.

Think about it. When you fall in love, you don’t just fall…you tumble head-over-heels.

Sensitive, Alluring, and Responsive

You’re fascinating to watch. If you’re not already a dancer, you surely could be because you don’t just walk into a room, you float through the door. When you smile or talk, your loving personality shines through like a bright, beaming star. This romantic radiance of yours has an overwhelming effect on people. Your energy naturally draws them to you and even makes them feel better about themselves.

If your sex appeal was a perfume, it would be called “Sensual Surrender.” Why? Because romance is the drumbeat to your soul. You wear passion around your neck like a pearl necklace. When others are fearful about love, you abandon yourself to it. According to the Sensual Zodiac, no other sign loves as thoroughly and romantically as you.

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And here’s another sexy secret about you…

You long to be totally free in bed. You want to be swept away on a sea of emotion and lose yourself completely. You want sex that is rich in sensuality and dripping with intensity. You need a lover whose passionate kisses and caresses make you tremble with excitement.

How to seduce you?

The old fashioned way, where romance comes first, followed by endless nights of passionate sex. You prefer naturally romantic settings so you can let your imagination run wild.

Best romantic ritual for you:

The element of water is your romantic aphrodisiac…and that’s why anything that brings you deep relaxation is the best romantic ritual for you. And of the many ways you relax is a long, luxurious, romantic bath.

Most romantic places for you to make love:

  • On a plush blanket, while lying on the sand of a warm, secluded beach.
  • In a Jacuzzi hot tub, filled with fragrant flowers and overflowing with silky, milky bath bubbles.
  • On the king sized bed in the master suite of a private yacht.

 

Best Passion Product for you:

Lelo Ina 2

While other women are happy to have one orgasm, you’ll sign up for three. According to the Sensual Zodiac, Sensual Pisces women are more prone to having G-Spot orgasms than any other, and the Lelo Ina 2 is the ultimate G-Spot indulgence. The sexy, dual-action vibe is rechargeable, has eight modes (each with multiple speeds for an incredible amount of versatility), and is waterproof for an awesome underwater experience. Get yours at www.GrownUpSexEd.com and enliven your senses according to the Sensual Zodiac.

 

 

Excerpted and amended from Your Sensual Zodiac by Suzie Johnson.


Zodiac Secrets of the Sensual Aquarius Woman

AquariusUltimate Sensual Aquarius Celebrity: Kerry Washington

You were born on the most important day of the year! Your Sensual Zodiac reveals hidden influences about your arousal, your sexuality, and your foreplay preferences. These astrological insights give you a richer, deeper understanding of your sexual nature. Discover new intimate secrets about yourself, and find the keys to your sexual happiness.

You are among the people most likely to be seen on a nude beach.

Sensual Aquarians like to be au natural.

What makes you such a sensational treat?

It is because your feelings run so deep. The truth is, we know by now to expect anything from you. Yet you continue to surprise and fascinate us. You are a living example of female power, laced with undeniable grace. You glide through life as if you are floating on a cloud of cotton candy. Like a sunflower, your smile lights up the natural beauty of your face. You were born to give love, which means you will always be loved.

Kind, Intuitive, and a Free Spirit

Quietly, you rebel against mediocrity. You have a knack for seeing things as they really are. Opposing forces have no power over you. You have the true riches of life. You understand the importance of taking time to explore and stay connected with your loved ones.

Here is another little secret about you:

You have had many high moments of spontaneous joy and wonder. In fact, your open nature gives you the ability to laugh during orgasm or cry during a sunset.

The biggest secret of your sex appeal?

Pure sensual energy shimmers around you like fairy dust. If they named a perfume after you, they could call it “Innocence.” Why? Because you exude the purest essence of compelling innocence and sensuality of all the Sensual Zodiacs. Subtle, yet powerful, you do not have to act out in order to stand out.

How to seduce you?

Patience is the password. Genuine friendship is the key that unlocks your door. With you, true love is when two friends fall in love. You like the idea of interest before intimacy. For you, sex is a very private matter and friendship is similar to foreplay. Love making is a union of body, thoughts, and feelings, You need the space to create, the freedom to feel, and the permission to let your feelings flow like liquid.

What else has the power to enchant you?

You enjoy romantic rituals that are based on mutual interest – things like cooking a gourmet meal, spending time in the Rockies, flying kites in Central Park, or swimming with the dolphins. Whatever you do, you prefer to enjoy the feeling of connection before feeling comfortable enough to totally open up.

Best Passion Product for you:

Ultimate Indulgence

Why? You’ll fly free with this little hummingbird. With dual action and multiple functions, this will be the toy of your dreams. It’s perfect for you. Get yours at www.GrownUpSexEd.com today!

Excerpted and amended from Your Sensual Zodiac by Suzie Johnson.


When Round 2 Never…Cums

Originally posted on Dr. Nymphobrainiac:

We’ve all been there…when his intent seems at odds with his perceived prowess.

And to be quite frank…we aren’t that put-off by the whole ordeal…maybe just a little perplexed…as one friend asked, “Is it Me?!”

Short answer (most likely), “No.”

Now, now…before you get all heady (ha, the puns are too easy on this one) this is what I mean:

Honestly it’s never us…or rarely is…men are so often locked in their minds…He was likely overly focused on making you cum (while not cumming himself)…that he lost his focus…pleasure…Once a man gets “in his head” (the other one) take a break..do something else…take the pressure-off, shift the focus…and then…cum together…if you will.

There are two alternatives of course; less empathic and much less easily addressable, however just as valid:

  1. He watches too much porn (masturbates excessively), which can make completing the real deal challenging, and
  2. Viagra.

Whatever the reason…the real…

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50 Shades Musical Parody

Starlight Theater in Kansas City contacted me and asked me to put out word for their run of 50 Shades the Musical Parody! How cool does that sound?! lol I’m sure it’ll be a blast! And there are discounts for groups of 10 or more! Grab your girlfriends and get a group together for this awesome show!

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Sensual Zodiac – Capricorn Woman

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Ultimate Sensual Capricorn Celebrity: Eliza Dushku

You were born on the most important day of the year! Your Sensual Zodiac reveals hidden influences about your arousal, your sexuality, and your foreplay preferences. These astrological insights give you a richer, deeper understanding of your sexual nature. Discover new intimate secrets about yourself and find the keys to your sexual happiness.

Meeting you for the first time is a fascinating experience.

You have a very powerful presence. It cannot be missed. The way you move, your walk, and even your smile suggest a woman who is full of mystery, adventure, and intoxicating chemistry. You are an interesting example of what happens when you take serious and spontaneous, tough and tender, sweet and sexy, and mix them all together

Tenacious, Resolved, and Sexually in Control

No single word really comes close to capturing your sensual essence. You are among the rarest of all beings. Unlike most people, you don’t have to look before you leap. Your heart is true and reassures you that your journey is certain. Your adaptability keeps you open to recognizing all available windows of opportunity. And your inner confidence adds an invisible blanket of warmth and rich appeal.

What is it like on your side of the fence?

It’s like you have built your life on this rock solid foundation of positive expectations. While others may panic, feel frantic, or start to worry…you know there is a tremendous amount of good fortune coming your way. You remain calm and patient, knowing the answers and solutions will eventually find you.

Certain, Confident, and Secure

You make practical feel like a deliciously sexy word. If your brand of sex appeal was a perfume, it might be called “Au Natural.” Why? Because you are a down-to-earth goddess with absolutely no pretentiousness. You kow how to go after and get exactly what you want (in and out of the bedroom).

(Secretly) Many people fantasize about you.

You have that indefinable quality that makes people wonder what it would be like to be with you. Friends do it. Strangers do it. Most of the time, you don’t even know they are having these thoughts about you. Yet it is true. Deep down, many people are intrigued by (and sexually attracted to) you.

And here’s another little secret about you…

…your imagination runs wild and uninhibited. All you need to hear are the right words, at the right time, and you are sexually aroused! (Now that’s sexy!) And it makes you one of the most sexually liberated women on earth.

How to seduce you?

Surprise is your mental aphrodisiac. Romance is best for you when you least expect it. Seduction means romantic, real-moment experiences. Not planned. Not forced. You want it without limits or parameters. No boundaries, no fear, no hidden agenda, and NO schedule. You ardently desire those special times when the moment grabs you and sweeps you right off your feet, landing you in a place where there’s nothing hidden.

Best Passion Product for you:

Our Body by Passion Parties collection. Why? One word: Relaxation. Capricorn women are high achievers. That’s why for you, the most important part of foreplay is relaxation. Our bath and body collection gives you what no other bath product does. Give yourself the ultimate sensual treat and make a difference in your romantic relationship. Get yours at www.GrownUpSexEd.com today!

Excerpted and amended from Your Sensual Zodiac by Suzie Johnson.


Happy New Year from GrownUpSexEd

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May 2015 be your year to breathe new life into your most intimate relationships. May your year be filled with joyful laughter, passionate kisses, and cherished memories. To you and yours, I wish a very happy new year.


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