A Day in the Life of a Dildo Saleswoman

I thought I’d start a section on here to share what it’s like to have my job – recounting funny situations, answering questions that have been commonly asked, and offering anecdotes and opinions on doing what I do.  So, without further adieu…A Day in the Life of a Dildo Saleswoman is born!  (All names will be either left out or changed to protect the maybe not so innocent.)

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To start, I’d like to share that I made nearly $400 for hanging out with some really good friends of mine a few days ago.  One of my nearest and dearest friends (we’ll call her Sally) got married this weekend, and she asked me to do a party for her bachelorette.  A few of Sally’s cousins and several of her friends from high school flew in from all parts of the country.  I presented the information and products that I do at all of my parties.  Everyone had a fantastic time.  The guests all purchased some rather exciting products for themselves, and most of them donated around $20 to the Bridal Bucks fund, in order to cover the bride’s order.  (Sally ended up placing an order for nearly $250 all for herself and her new husband!)  The party was a huge success!  We all had tons of fun!  I booked future parties for the local guests!  The bride (and her lucky groom) will be able to start their marriage off with Passion!  And I took home some Benjamins!

Just two weeks prior to that party, I was on a cruise to the Bahamas with other women who do what I do…and the cruise was FREE!  That story will come later, but if you’re interested in having my business as part of your bachelorette (or birthday, baby shower, retirement, housewarming, or just because) party, OR if you’re interested in cruising with me, check out business information on www.GrownUpSexEd.com or email me at GrownUpSexEd@gmail.com.

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About kelijackson

We’ve been taught for so long that our bodies are sinful. “Down there” is dirty. Sexual conversation is whispered, if discussed at all. Questions go unanswered. Negative perceptions remain uncorrected. Misconceptions run wild in the minds of women, men couples in our culture. That’s where we come in! We’re here to help shed the lies you’ve heard and grown to believe about your body, your sensuality, your sexuality, and intimacy within two of your most precious relationships: that with your partner, and perhaps more importantly, that with yourself. “We?” That’s right! I lead an international team of Passion Consultants called The Orgasm Factory. We are a movement of women, joining forces to help enhance the intimacy in those precious relationships all across the US and Canada. Do yourself a favor and ask yourself these questions: What would you do with an extra $1,000 a month? What if you could earn that extra $1,000 each month working an average of just one evening each week? What if that work consisted of having a blast, partying with other women, and helping to enhance their intimacy? What if, within your network of co-workers, you felt supported, encouraged, and were recognized for your accomplishments? What if you partnered with a company that rewarded you with BONUS CASH, luxury vacations, a company-paid car, and a ton of other prizes? What if your part-time job (or new career) consisted of making new friends and helping them to reach their goals and make their dreams come true? That’s what I do! That’s what I help my team to do! And you can join our team! I’ll personally train you, you’ll get training and support from our team, and you’ll have access to the incredible training opportunities Passion Parties Corporate provides for us! (I’ve had two training sessions with Dr. Drew! Corporate offers us the absolute BEST training imaginable!) So, CALL ME! (No. Seriously. Call me. You DEFINITELY want in on this.) I’ll help you get started, and I’ll be there for you every step of the way. I’ll have faith in you until you have faith in yourself. If you’re not sure, that’s ok. We can talk about it. I’ll answer all of your questions and give you all the information you want. If, after that, you’re still not sure, book a party and get all of the fabulous Hostess Rewards we offer, just for getting a few friends together and letting me or one of my team members show you what we’re all about! You’ll not only receive the benefits of being one of our hostesses, you’ll also have the opportunity to look at the business from inside the party. Then, we’ll talk again and see if it’s a good fit! Our mothers and grandmothers didn’t necessarily teach us everything we need to know about sex, and we certainly didn’t learn enough in school. When you host your own Passion Party, one of my team members or I will teach you and your friends how to discover the joy of enhancing the intimacy in those precious relationships! We’ll show you some of our absolute best products, from the mild to the wild, and help you find exactly what you need the most. All consultations are confidential, to ensure that everyone is comfortable. Your secrets will remain your secrets. You’ll laugh! You’ll learn! You’ll have a one-of-a-kind shopportunity to bring Passion to life! View all posts by kelijackson

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