I Can Be A Hot Mess!

One of the benefits of working from home is that I get to work in my pajamas; however, that means that I don’t bathe every day.  I shower on days when it matters.  Other than that, it pretty much doesn’t happen.  If I’m at my house, I’m probably in my Old Navy pajama pants and my “Jargaritas” My Drunk Kitchen t-shirt.  When I leave, I dress nicely, but it’s often a dress and leggings, so that I look professional, but still feel like I’m wearing pajamas.  My hair is short, so I throw on a big, chunky headband and call it good.  And my makeup consists of fairly thick, black liquid eyeliner and mascara, because it takes about 15 seconds to apply and looks like I tried.

I had a party tonight, and by that I mean “I went to work,” rather than “I threw a party,” because the not-at-home part of my job consists of hanging out with awesome women for a few hours and talking about sex.  I also didn’t shower today.  I didn’t even get dressed until 5:30pm.  And, though by outfit was super cute, with my favorite new black sweater that’s off one shoulder and has an awesome giant black belt; and, though I wore my favorite ash grey Toms wedges; as I was driving down the highway, I looked in my rear view mirror to check, well, the highway, and I realized the thing I completely forgot to do was refresh my makeup!

So, here I am, all dressed up and professional, and I’ve got a left eye that looks semi-alright and a right eye with about 95% of the eyeliner gone and the other 5% in tiny little chunks!  Awesome!  I rubbed on the left eye a bit to see if I could at least make them match.  (That could be a “look,” right?)  That didn’t work out too well.  I’m unfamiliar with the area where my hostess lives, so I stopped at the first familiar place that I thought might have some sort of makeup, which was a Quick Trip.  They didn’t have ANY makeup, whatsoever.  I was hoping for a CVS or a Walgreens, but no such luck.

Thankfully, when I got to my hostess’ apartment, none of her guests had arrived, so I was able to sneak away to the bathroom and managed to get off most of the remaining eyeliner.  I say most, because the eyeliner I wear is pretty hardcore, and simple water and toilet paper isn’t enough to get rid of it entirely.  I actually had a facial a few weeks ago, and the aesthetician was impressed by my eyeliner, because it didn’t come off during her treatment.  (If you’re looking for a good, long-lasting, awesome looking liquid eyeliner with a BRUSH, instead of a stupid felt tip sponge, I highly recommend Jemma Kidd.  It’s about $16 at Target.)

The party turned out well, despite the eyeliner mishap, which I explained at the beginning of my party.  I felt it was only appropriate.  Sales were good, I booked two parties off of it and gained three consultant leads, all of whom are going to attend our monthly meeting in a few days.  Apparently, even someone who has on 3/4 worn off makeup from the day before can be successful in this business!

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About kelijackson

We’ve been taught for so long that our bodies are sinful. “Down there” is dirty. Sexual conversation is whispered, if discussed at all. Questions go unanswered. Negative perceptions remain uncorrected. Misconceptions run wild in the minds of women, men couples in our culture. That’s where we come in! We’re here to help shed the lies you’ve heard and grown to believe about your body, your sensuality, your sexuality, and intimacy within two of your most precious relationships: that with your partner, and perhaps more importantly, that with yourself. “We?” That’s right! I lead an international team of Passion Consultants called The Orgasm Factory. We are a movement of women, joining forces to help enhance the intimacy in those precious relationships all across the US and Canada. Do yourself a favor and ask yourself these questions: What would you do with an extra $1,000 a month? What if you could earn that extra $1,000 each month working an average of just one evening each week? What if that work consisted of having a blast, partying with other women, and helping to enhance their intimacy? What if, within your network of co-workers, you felt supported, encouraged, and were recognized for your accomplishments? What if you partnered with a company that rewarded you with BONUS CASH, luxury vacations, a company-paid car, and a ton of other prizes? What if your part-time job (or new career) consisted of making new friends and helping them to reach their goals and make their dreams come true? That’s what I do! That’s what I help my team to do! And you can join our team! I’ll personally train you, you’ll get training and support from our team, and you’ll have access to the incredible training opportunities Passion Parties Corporate provides for us! (I’ve had two training sessions with Dr. Drew! Corporate offers us the absolute BEST training imaginable!) So, CALL ME! (No. Seriously. Call me. You DEFINITELY want in on this.) I’ll help you get started, and I’ll be there for you every step of the way. I’ll have faith in you until you have faith in yourself. If you’re not sure, that’s ok. We can talk about it. I’ll answer all of your questions and give you all the information you want. If, after that, you’re still not sure, book a party and get all of the fabulous Hostess Rewards we offer, just for getting a few friends together and letting me or one of my team members show you what we’re all about! You’ll not only receive the benefits of being one of our hostesses, you’ll also have the opportunity to look at the business from inside the party. Then, we’ll talk again and see if it’s a good fit! Our mothers and grandmothers didn’t necessarily teach us everything we need to know about sex, and we certainly didn’t learn enough in school. When you host your own Passion Party, one of my team members or I will teach you and your friends how to discover the joy of enhancing the intimacy in those precious relationships! We’ll show you some of our absolute best products, from the mild to the wild, and help you find exactly what you need the most. All consultations are confidential, to ensure that everyone is comfortable. Your secrets will remain your secrets. You’ll laugh! You’ll learn! You’ll have a one-of-a-kind shopportunity to bring Passion to life! View all posts by kelijackson

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