I have no idea where this originated. I did not write it, but I think it’s pretty brilliant! If you know where it originated, please post in the comments below so that we can pay credit where credit is due. 🙂
LADIES….listen up. Marriage is not easy. It takes compromise, work, and commitment. And….HOT SEX. Seriously. If you are not curling your man’s toes with some mind blowing, Holy Shit that was awesome, I’m gonna think about that all day tomorrow kinda shit…..SOMEONE ELSE WILL. Eventually….he will get frustrated, and that skank he wanted to hook up with in high school will pop up, or his co worker will start to look hot. Taking care of that stuff is part of the job description in a relationship….and, you should be wanting that, too. MEN….here is your part. Run a vacuum, do the damn dishes, bring home some flowers, listen to the shit she talks about. Learn to USE YOUR TONGUE. Well. Do some of the things she wants to do. Meet her in the middle. Act like she MATTERS. Get your lazy ass off the couch, and to the gym. Be the hot guy she WANTS. There is a guy out there who would hit that if he got a chance. Remember…you are with her for a reason. Act like it.